Job. Mentor. Lake. Pino's. Home.

So wat upppppppppppppppppppp? ;D

Today I went to the best job in da WORLD! Newspaper inserting for four hours straight. Okay, maybe not straight. I had a break and went to the bathroom. But otherwise, it was straight. My boss, Gwen, well, she is probably the best boss you could ever have. She's the most understanding boss. And she's so forkin' sweet! She's an hilarious person to talk to. Her laugh is contagious. And she might be sixty-three, but she's very pretty, too. :)
My dad kept checking on me. Oh! And my dad's friend, David, scared the living shark outta me! Then he laughed, I called him crazy, and he was like "I know, and I take medicine for it." We both laughed. He is one hilarious bird dog.
I saw, okay, I've got to change his name on here. Let's call him... Lennon. I sort of saw him today. And God, that mofo is forkin' GOR-GEOUS! If fear didn't exist, I would walk up to him, and scream that in his face. I'd be like "LENNON! YOU ARE MOTHA FORKIN' GOR-GEOUS!!!" Sure, he's got tattoos, and I usually hate the hell outta tattoos, but he makes them HOT. And I NEVER say hot. But when it comes to Lennon, I'm sorry, but I've gotta say it. He used to have this sharky ant hair. It was nasty! He had screwed his hair all up. But now he's cut it all off, and I'm like O.O "KILL ME." People who know me, well, they know I HATE short hair. I love the long hair on my guys. But Lennon has brought the sexy back to short hair. He has the body, too, if ya---Okay, I better shut up. My dad says he wants to read my blog. And he... might tell Lennon this, but I'd kill him if he does. It's not like I'm in love with Lennon or anything. I just think he's... gorgeous. Nothing more. I don't even have a crush on the dude.
Anywayyy...I'll be getting my paycheck on Tuesday. :D OMB! (OMB means Oh My Bobby!)
Then my mentor, Ginger, came and picked me up. We hung out at the lake... in the water. There were these older teenagers, and they were LOUD. I was trying to ignore them, but they were like ALKGLSDKGHSDLKVNDEKFLKGHDLKJFDALSKFJLDKFGLDKFJES. I wanted to scream "STFU!" Okay, they weren't THAT loud. But still. Then Ginger and I went to Pino's and ordered a small cheese pizza. Our waitress was SO FORKIN' BEAUTIFUL! I want to look like her! It's NOT fair. -.-
I gave her a two dollar tip, and then we left.
I arrived back at home, about to update this blog, but my dad's like "I need you to help me!" And I'm like "URGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So I help him drive his broke down lawn mower to his shop so he can fix it up. When we get there, I'm like "BYE!" And here I am now, updating my blog!
And Oh My Bobby! I'm getting so much into Drake Christopher that it isn't funny! I absolutely LOVE him! But I'm not desperately in love with him like I am with Bobby. At least I hope not...
URGH! My cell phone's ringing! But it's some stupid number. Not a real person calling. It happens EVERY time! I'm like...

SOOOOOOOOO... I want to write the next chapter to my story, but I've got absolutely NO INSPIRATION! I don't even know who that guy is, but I SO like Lester! In my story, he is the PERFECT boy you'll ever meet. Damn, I wish he was real! :'(

If he was, my life would be complete. ^.^

THE END FOR THIS POST! :D

My Life as a Victim

Hopefully I'll write enough that I can actually fix it up better. I've been thinking about this story forever, but have never really took the chance to actually actually try to write it. And isn't Lester SO cute? :D

I hope you like my story! Even though I'm just writing it. Not caring what it sounds like now. Just trying to get the idea. And sorry if I make myself sound like a Mary Sue. It's just I'm a really insecure girl, so I'm just trying to make myself feel better by writing nice things about my character.

This story is about an emo boy named Lester (Les) Drake Lewis who goes to a school named Pave View High. He's an extremely bullied tenth grade student who had flunked his grade. He believes he's stupid, worthless, and ugly just like everyone has told him. Even his own father. His father abuses him every day. Slapping, whipping, punching, kicking, whatever there is. Lester has fallen in love with a very beautiful girl named Ally Nicole Vernon. She's the shiest girl in Pave View. She's also the quietest and sweetest. Lester is desperately in love with her. Lester's life is going to get better in the future, because Ally will finally tell Lester how she truly feels about him. When he thinks... she could never love him at all.

And thanks to everyone who's viewing it! Means a lot. :D

My story will be on: http://mylifeasavictimstory.blogspot.com/

My favorite songs! :D

SuperStar by Taylor Swift

This is my favorite song because it relates to me about Bobby Mares. Also Drake Christopher. Because I've totally fallen in love with them. They're the best singers ever, in my opinion.

Gentleman by My Genuine Find

My favorite is actually Flower In Her Hair. But it's not on YouTube yet. But I'm in love with this song. Because it's Bobby's. That's pretty much why. :)

LAWL by CatchingYourClouds

This is the first song I heard by Drake. And I'm IN LOVE with it! My mom thinks this song is a joke, but she's WRONG! I don't know how to explain why I love this song. I just love it SO forkin' much! And Drake is forkin' gorgeous as shark! I love him! :D

My substitutes for curse words!

Bird dog - Bastard.

Ant - Ass.

Ant hole - Asshole.

Fork - Fuck.

Birdy - Bitch.

Whale - Whore.

Sloth - Slut.

Dead dog - Dickhead.

Shark - Shit.

I think that's all...

Drake Christopher Henning (CatchingYourClouds)

My second favorite singer will have to be Drake Christopher Henning. He is CatchingYourClouds. And like Bobby, I am absolutely in love with him. He is one of the most amazing singers ever. (Bye bye Kevin.) And I'll tell you how I found out about him. Now, I have definitely not been a fan long. Just since the 22nd of this month. I found out about him when Bobby was the only person I was listening to. Literally. So I was like I need to find another singer to listen to, ya know? So I looked in his similar artists on Last.fm. And CatchingYourClouds caught my eye. So I listened, and I was like o.O He is absolutely PERFECT! But not perfect like Bobby. Nope, no one can be perfect like Bobby.

You know what pisses me off? My mother. And you wanna know why? Well, I turned on Drake's music for her to listen to. And she's over there giving me all these disgusted face expressions. Asking if this is a JOKE.

And I'm like

Okay, not literally. I would not even think of doing that to my mother. She just pisses the fork out of me sometimes. I mean, Drake's music a joke? Plu-lease!

Bobby's music + Drake's music = One happy ant Ally! :D

Bobby Mares (My Genuine Find)

In this post, I'll be talking a bit about my favorite singer ever: Bobby Mares. More known as My Genuine Find. I'll tell you how I found out about him. Okay, so I had been a big fan of Stereo Skyline, and I was absolutely in love with Kevin Bard. But the bird dog had broke my heart. It's a long story. I had cried myself to sleep that night. All because of Kevin. Forking bird dog. Then I was just on Last.fm, looking up Stereo Skyline's similar artists. And My Genuine Find caught my eye. This was January 20th of this year. Bobby had totally brought my happiness back. Kevin had pushed me back into depression, and Bobby saved me. And I love Bobby so much for that, because I don't know what I would have done if I never found out about him.

Over time, I have bought all his music on iTunes. Have bought one shirt from his clothing company. And just have fallen in love with him. Sure he like in his late 20s, and I'm only sixteen here. But I have fallen desperately in love with that angel. He is my everything. He is practically my life. I would do just about anything for him. And you might think I'm crazy. Out of my forkin' mind, but guess what? I DO NOT CARE.

God, I could say so much about him. But I don't know how to say it.

Okay, one thing: HE IS A FORKIN' GOD!

First post, baby! :)

So, I've written some blogs before, but I just stopped writing because I was getting bored with them. Now, I'm thinking about writing a blog again. I don't know how long I'll be going with this, but I'll try to write as much as possible. Because I've always wanted a blog.

Anyway, I'm writing a story called My Life as a Victim. Well, I'm just writing it now so I'll have an idea with it so I'll know what to write when I fix it up. So I know it'll sound like utter sh*t when I start it. I've made my story's own blog.

This is the link to it: http://www.mylifeasavictimstory.blogspot.com/

I hope you'll like it! I've been thinking about this idea for a while now. And I'm really pumped on finishing it so I can fix it up. I yearn to finish it by fixing it up so I can submit it to: http://www.writersrelief.com/

Hopefully they'll accept it when I finish. I really want my story to be read by many people! And I hope they'll like it! It would mean so much to me. Because I love writing so much. It's my passion. Even though I suck right now, I'm still getting better.

Today I was supposed to go to my part-time job. But I was feeling sick. So my dad let me stay home. But I can't stay home any more, I'm sure. I don't want to lose my job. Because right now, it's the best job I could ever have. (Aside from writing.) My job is inserting newspapers. People say it's boring, but I'm just in love with it.